Damn Oldheads

There’s a reason why records are always broken. There’s a reason why stuff comes in trends. Nothing lasts forever. And it’s because of the damn oldheads.

Let’s say you create a product. Adobe Photoshop, for example. And at the time you release this product, it’s by far and away the greatest shit out there for whatever your product meant to be used for. It gets recognized as the best and everyone starts using it. People associate the name of your product with it’s action, like “photoshopping” an image. Then one day some motherfucking Bro comes along and realizes he can do whatever you and your product did, but better. And to do that, he copies your product and changes just enough to make it look like his own thing and lowers the price so people will buy it. This motherfucker has the audacity to name his product “Sketch”. And before you know it, everyone is using Sketch instead of Photoshop. The only people still on Photoshop are the damn oldheads because Photoshop makes sense to them and they don’t want to relearn anything. Meanwhile, the tables have turned and everyone at Adobe is freaking out and trying to copy Sketch, but every time they push a new feature aimed at Sketch users, the damn oldheads complain and refuse to upgrade. These are the same motherfuckers still running Windows 7 because they can’t keep up with the times. Fucking oldheads.

Words of advice: if you have a product, and you know you need to update it to keep up with the trends, or if you’re so ballsy you actually are trying to set the times, fucking do it. Fuck the fucking oldheads. They don’t have to use your new shit. Don’t keep using a CD player when an iPod comes out. Don’t be that guy. Get with the times and get ahead.

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