Clarification Bro(lina)

Just wanted to clarify some stuff Bros. So obviously it’s 2018 and like there’s lots of different people out there. Lots of different Bros. You don’t have to be a Bro to enjoy this site. Brolinas are welcome! So are non-Bros and LGBrosTQ Bros. If you can say, “Bro, I really like this site Bro,” then this site is totally for you Bro. It doesn’t matter if you’re whiteBro, blackBro, oreoBro, you’re my Bro, Bro. I love you, Bro.

Bro Day

Today my Broseph said, “Bro, Seth, Rogan is so hairy bro.”

I said, “I know Broseph. He’s Harry, Potter if Harry Potter was in love with James Franco.”

My Broseph said, “Bro, Frank O,cean has such a good voice dude. Every song he makes is a hit.”

I said, “Totally Broseph. Hit,ler was a genius and I hope to be like him one day.”

Then my Broseph did the Nazi salute. I kid you not bro, a single tear of joy ran down my eye bro. It was beautiful bro.

Advice I should follow

Hi Bros. This is just some stuff I’ve been thinking lately, phrased vaguely!

Advice 1: When you spend your life nowhere and finally end up somewhere, you expect to be heard. But it takes patience for your voice to register. People aren’t used to hearing a new sound. You can’t force them to hear you. You won’t always be somewhere where they can listen. Keep trying to get there, and don’t give up when it seems like you’re talking to nobody. When you are meant to be heard, you will be.


Advice 2: Patience directly contradicts addiction. We take breaks between substances because we want to enhance their effects when we reindulge in them. We don’t want to jade the things that bring us joy by overconsuming. If only patience was addicting–Addiction wouldn’t be! Yet patience is the opposite. Patience is boring. It doesn’t bring us joy, but the fruits of our patience will. It takes time for flowers to blossom, for fruits to grow. Practice being patient, and remind yourself that it will be worth it.